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-Co uděláš, když zákonem chráněné zvíře žere zákonem chráněnou
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-Dlouho jsme se té anekdotě pana šéfa smáli, než jsme pochopili,
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-Nikdy neříkejte, ze se něco nedá, protože se vždy najde
iniciativní blbec, který neví, že se to nedá a udělá to!
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