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Když máš nádhernou manželku, okouzlující milenku, když vlastníš
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-Co uděláš, když zákonem chráněné zvíře žere zákonem chráněnou
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-Dlouho jsme se té anekdotě pana šéfa smáli, než jsme pochopili,
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-Nejlepší na plešaté hlavě je, že cítíš sněhové vločky.
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rozdělit bazén na strany "smí se močit a nesmí se močit".
-Přístroj, který je pod proudem, vypadá stejně jako ten, který
není, jen je jiný na dotek.
-Nikdy neříkejte, ze se něco nedá, protože se vždy najde
iniciativní blbec, který neví, že se to nedá a udělá to!
-Nic tak neomezuje svobodu slova jako rozbitá huba!
-Na pracovišti jsem Bohem. Každý ví, že existuji, ale ještě mě
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