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-Když jsem byl malý, byl jsem namyšlený... Ale teď už nemám chybu.
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Tu je třeba najít a zastřelit...
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rozdělit bazén na strany "smí se močit a nesmí se močit".
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není, jen je jiný na dotek.
-Nikdy neříkejte, ze se něco nedá, protože se vždy najde
iniciativní blbec, který neví, že se to nedá a udělá to!
-Nic tak neomezuje svobodu slova jako rozbitá huba!
-Na pracovišti jsem Bohem. Každý ví, že existuji, ale ještě mě
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